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[ronderotarel]

[Through the camera, Alois can be seen sitting on the table of a nice, spacious living room. He's idly kicking his legs mid-air and looks quite cheerful.]

So today I and Luca are moving in with Ciel! His Manor is so fucking huge he certainly cannot live in it all by himself. He'd get scared at night. [A giggle.] But today it's a very special day for him. It's his birthday! So all you people better come over at the Manor and say happy birthday to Ciel! If you do, I'll give you a slice of the cake I made. Luca helped me bake it! So it's delicious.

[Because everything Luca touches can only be delicious and perfect. For a minute, Alois idly rocks back and forth on the table, looking pensive. Then he smiles brilliantly at the camera once again.] So! For those of you who don't like cake, remember to say happy birthday to Ciel Phantomhive anyway. Or I'll fucking gut you. Understood?

[There are more giggles. Then the connection ends.]

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[eidoloncast.livejournal.com]

What the hell do you think you're doing?!

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[a-parting-word.livejournal.com]

[ what

in the name

of the cat demon lord -- ]

[a-parting-word.livejournal.com]

[ oh look, there goes his new employer's reputation ]

[a-parting-word.livejournal.com]

[ so long, ciel phantomhive's good name, we barely knew thee - ]

[a-parting-word.livejournal.com]

[ wait, he failed to protect the employer's reputation already. ]

[a-parting-word.livejournal.com]

[ ]

[a-parting-word.livejournal.com]

[ he is unworthy.


...un... wor... thhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. ]

[ronderotarel.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday Ciel! I just invited the whole city over so we can celebrate!

[ audio ] done :' D

[a-parting-word.livejournal.com]

[ ahem-hem. Fine. This situation clearly - clearly calls for a responsible adult.

Unfortunately, there is none on premise. ]


I'm afraid you won't be coming upon any butchery knives. Or silver. Or scissors.

[ronderotarel.livejournal.com]

Of course not. I'm sure you can take care of the punishment part for me very efficiently, Gilbert [Alois loves to say this name.]. You're a good servant. Do you want some cake?

[a-parting-word.livejournal.com]

I'd rather not. It isn't - appropriate.

[ronderotarel.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I like appropriate things. [Alois' voice is low. A bit breathy too.] Come have some cake. Please, I'll be offended if you don't.

[a-parting-word.livejournal.com]

If you don't mind inappropriate things, then you won't take offence to my inappropriate refusal, Your Lordship.

[ronderotarel.livejournal.com]

[Gilbert seems to like playing hard to get. Just like Claude. Alois has had a lot of practice with this kind of personality. That's why he accidentally pushes a glass off the table. It crashes on the floor and shatters in a million pieces.] Oooops. It looks like I've broken a glass. I need you to come over and clean it up. I might cut my feet with it.

[a-parting-word.livejournal.com]

[ slight pause; this is a little - ]

...you take pleasure in giving the Earl trouble?

[ronderotarel.livejournal.com]

I'd be giving him trouble if I cut my feet with the glass. And told him it was your fault because you refused to help me.

[a-parting-word.livejournal.com]

You wasted perfectly good glass someone worked on.

[ronderotarel.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting.

[a-parting-word.livejournal.com]

May I ask something first?

[ronderotarel.livejournal.com]

What is it?

[a-parting-word.livejournal.com]

Is this why the earl recommended not listening to you?

[ronderotarel.livejournal.com]

Did he really tell you that? [Yeah, he still needs to get mad at Ciel for this.] Ciel has always loved taking people away from me so that I'd be left alone. [Claude liked Ciel better. Now Gilbert likes Ciel better too. Alois doesn't know if he can stand it.]

By this you mean my attempt at being kind and offering you cake, or my asking you to do your job and help me?

[a-parting-word.livejournal.com]

I mean, destroying the earl's things when you don't have your way at once.

[ronderotarel.livejournal.com]

I didn't do it on purpose [Yes he did.] Do I have to beg you to come and help me?

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[a-parting-word.livejournal.com]

That... won't be necessary.